"Had us rolling on the floor with laughter....a true family favorite."

-- Max (12), Boulder, CO

Dug Steen
Dug Steen
is looking for ore. He's willing to trade a sheep for an ore. Or a brick. Nobody has ore or brick? Come on, a five was just rolled; surely you have brick. Okay, two sheep. Two sheep for an ore or a brick. Nobody? Really? Fine, Dug will just use his 3-for-1 port.
Tom Margolis
Tom Margolis
As a babe, Tom was found floating in a basket on the Connecticut River ‘neath the shadow of the Great Pyramids of New Haven, back when New Haven had decent pyramids. He was destined to lead the downtrodden to a promised land of milk and honey, which, as it turned out, meant driving Mrs. Susserman to the grocery store on Sundays. No lambs were hurt in the making of his photo.
Nate Beeler
Nate Beeler
keeps one cheek on the chair at all times. He protects his chickens fiercely and is not afraid to wish blindly for a bomb. He will let you overpay for your jester, while paying anything for Humphry Bogart. He says "what the heck?" every time he goes with Frecc. He plays with his lover, but won't with The Lover. Nate hates coffee but covets a coffee roaster. He wrestles hamsters, lies about having any sixes, and calls for a two buck flush. Nate can stop.
Dan Weaver
Dan Weaver
is better known as “Grithix the Confused”. He is renowned for battling the babbling hordes, rescuing small buildings from burning children, and singing endlessly the Song that Never Ends. “Grithix” looks forward to slaying dragons with this band of merry men wielding his +3 Vorpal Sword of Ultimate Distraction and his gilded Horn of Rhetorical Questions. STR: 14, INT: 6, WIS: 17, DEX: 8, CON: 18, CHR: 21.